bad neopian art

DT: Sloth is failing to shoot the couple who seem to be sniffing each other.

AAA: *snorting

They are obviously snorting each other.

DT: Dem wittle arms.

AAA: nubsy nub

Finally got Not-Lynx to read the Faeries’ Ruin plot from Neopets. I decided to celebrate by finding some great Hanso art.

I found this instead.

I’d like to submit one of my own neopets from well over seven years ago. I fancied she had scissorpaws or something

AND SHE WAS THE ONE AND ONLY

to think she never had a date

AAA: (；￣Д￣）

DT: Oh shit son. D:

AAA: my childhood is hurting :’(

DT: Ooh god the unbearing pain of hurt childhood.

AAA: >(´▽｀)-┐

DT: Where is all that blood even coming from and whats with the uni’s front hooves?

AAA: Why am I thinking of how disproportional this looks?

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS AT ALL? щ(゜ロ゜щ)

DT: Someone put some pants on the little guy! D:

DT: Studies have shown that wearing japanese school girl outfits while bent over attracts tentacles.

DT: Popstar or aviator?

AAA: Let’s find out…